satanshoujo asked: i fart at 100km/h my butt emissions speeding me along the racetrack I'm at the 1986 Grand Prix and I'm parping along the track, I win by miles but my farts won't stop I'm zooming round the world until I reach the Artic. My farts begin to freeze. This green ice of stink sits proudly on the North Pole. My life's work is complete.