my bedtime is at 4 am
my bedtime is never
half the time when I write “bones” I write “boners”
lets play “which download link is the real one”
- Kaede Takagayaki: HELP
- Kaede Takagayaki: THERE'S
- Kaede Takagayaki: A
- Kaede Takagayaki: REALLY
- Kaede Takagayaki: FUCKING
- Kaede Takagayaki: CREEPY
- Kaede Takagayaki: NOISE
- Kaede Takagayaki: OUTSIDE
- Kaede Takagayaki: I'M REALLY SCARED
- Kaede Takagayaki: MARLENE
- Kaede Takagayaki: MARLENE!!!!!!
- Kaede Takagayaki: HELP
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: get a broom
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: lock the door
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: close the blinds
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: PREPARE FOR COMBAT
- Kaede Takagayaki: I DON'T HAVE A BROOM THE HOUSE IS ALREADY DARK IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF FOR REAL
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: WHAT DO YOU HAVE NEAR YOU
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: IM TALKING LONG AND BLUNT
- Kaede Takagayaki: UH
- Kaede Takagayaki: A ... PLASTIC ARM...
- Kaede Takagayaki: A LAMP............
- Kaede Takagayaki: A VACUUM???
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: ................................
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: HOW HEAVY IS THE VACUUM
- Kaede Takagayaki: PRETTY HEAVY I THINK
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: IS YOUR DOOR LOCKED
- Kaede Takagayaki: NO
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: LOCK IT
- Kaede Takagayaki: OK
- Kaede Takagayaki: LOCKED
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: HOW FAR IS THE GROUND FROM YOUR WINDOW
- Kaede Takagayaki: UMMM
- Kaede Takagayaki: IF YOU HAD A LADDER OR REALLY GREAT CLIMBING SKILLS YOU'D BE ABLE TO MAKE IT
- Kaede Takagayaki: LIKE 12FT LADDER I THINK TOO
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: OKAY
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: IF PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: YOU CAN USE YOUR SHEETS AS A MAKESHIFT ROPE
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: AND EXIT
- Kaede Takagayaki: I'M NOT IN MY ROOM
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: MAKE SURE YOUR PHONE IS ON YOU
- Kaede Takagayaki: I'M IN MY COMPUTER ROOM MARLENE
- Kaede Takagayaki: THERE'S NO SHEETS
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: DAMN
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: WHAT ABOUT CURTAINS
- Kaede Takagayaki: NONE OF THOSE EITHER
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: COATS JACKETS??
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: ANY CLOTHING
- Kaede Takagayaki: let me also disclaimer here by saying the noise was just a truck from the highway that's a little ways across the woods right next to my house
- Kaede Takagayaki: UMMM I THINK
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: oh good
- Kaede Takagayaki: YOU COULD USE THE SHEETS
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: YOU SAID THERE ARE NO SHEETS BAKA
- Kaede Takagayaki: WELL LIKE
- Kaede Takagayaki: NOT BEDSHEETS
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: ALWAYS HAVE AN ESCAPE ROUTE
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: WOW.
- Kaede Takagayaki: IDK
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: IT DOESNT MATTER JESUS CHRIST ROSE
- Kaede Takagayaki: SHEETS OF................PAPER (8
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: im going to blind you
- Kaede Takagayaki: STAPLE THAT SHIT TOGETHER INTO A ROPE
- Kaede Takagayaki: A ROPSE
- Meowmix Nope Marlene: like that would HOLD YOUR TITS
